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I say we legalize all drugs at the Olympics. Let's see how fast these MF's can run!
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07-13-2021 01:22 by
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Well it's July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting the Christmas stuff out any day now.
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07-12-2021 16:36
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Why do ballerinas always stand on their toes? They should hire taller ballerinas...
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07-12-2021 12:11 by
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Soccer: A game so simple-minded they can teach roosters how to play it. 🐓
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07-12-2021 10:12
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I would date a communist girl but there are too many red flags
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07-12-2021 09:37
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Imagine how exciting the Tour de France would be if they added some sweet ramps.
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07-12-2021 09:36
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If someone tells you pick a card, any card take their Visa.
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07-12-2021 09:35
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Sure, intimacy is great and all, but have you ever slept diagonally on a king size bed.
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07-12-2021 09:34
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The only thing that distinguishes us from dogs is their ability to learn from their mistakes
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I've made some terrible life choices over the years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.
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07-11-2021 09:50 by
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If you don't own a dog whistle then you can always use two teenage girls who haven't seen each other in a month.
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07-11-2021 06:36
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Even though I'm feeling it, I don't believe in this extreme heat I'm feeling.
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07-11-2021 02:14
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Worshiping a piece of fabric is what life is all about.
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07-10-2021 03:37
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Well it looks like Richard Branson is going to win the millionaire space race which is one small step for Richard one giant leap before Jeff Bezos.
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07-09-2021 23:40 by
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You know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry? 58. Please don't delete me.
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07-08-2021 18:13
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I’ve heard you should do one thing that scares you each day so today I’m going to walk into my son’s room without holding my nose.
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07-08-2021 12:06
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My husband waited until this morning to tell me our hotel room tonight is adjoining his parents. He knew all week. I can’t wait to see the look on their faces Sunday morning- cause I’m still gonna be loud.
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07-08-2021 11:38
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The guy who named the "Chimichanga" should really be given more authority to name things
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07-08-2021 07:27
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If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 24 old ladies.
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07-08-2021 07:16
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Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
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