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   messageicon A pregnant Khadarshian is the last thing the world need right now, let alone pregnant by Kanye West. Reminds me of that reproducing mother Alien in he Aliens movie.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 03:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're a mother when you hide in the bathroom to be alone!
←Rate | 09-15-2010 00:57 by gb Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand? not enough sand.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 08:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only good thing about having your mother as a FB friend is that no matter how bad your status update bombs in your attempt to be funny, you can always count on her to "like' it
←Rate | 12-20-2010 19:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That feeling when your ex reappears as a single mother with a child, and you immediately start doing the math.
←Rate | 05-24-2011 09:27 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 14:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once, while camping, my Mother in Law stumbled upon two ferocious Black Bears.....the bears immediately played dead..... until she left
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon mother nature... turning february into white history month...
←Rate | 02-12-2014 09:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Respect for women, starts with your mother
←Rate | 09-22-2012 16:38 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout "air in the hands mother stickers this is a f**k up
←Rate | 12-22-2009 16:51 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chill, single moms. You don't see us single dads celebrating mother's day!
←Rate | 06-16-2013 09:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay, the mice throw themselves on the traps.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 14:56 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken."
←Rate | 12-10-2013 01:15 by StonerDudee Comments (4)  


   messageicon Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
←Rate | 11-15-2010 19:16 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon can officially call myself a man today, made cupcakes on my own without the help of mother!
←Rate | 08-17-2010 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your mother nodding solemnly on Antiques Roadshow as the appraiser explains that the ashtray you made for her in 1st grade is absolute crap...
←Rate | 11-16-2012 20:04 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife.
←Rate | 09-09-2013 13:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother sent me a private message on fb, telling me that I shouldn't post things that some people might find offensive. after much soul searching I had to do the right thing, so I unfriended her !
←Rate | 06-14-2010 17:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the Mothers and Grandmothers out there, whether here on Earth or an Angel in Heaven: Thank you for teaching us all we know. Being a mother is not easy.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 21:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Definition of mixed emotions: seeing your mother-in-law go over a cliff in your brand new Porsche.
←Rate | 03-03-2010 12:48 by Lemonpillow Comments (3)  



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