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   messageicon I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
←Rate | 04-15-2013 11:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fatass Quanicka ruined Casual Friday for every this past Friday......Sh e wore shorts
←Rate | 04-20-2013 18:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thursday: Friday's younger, yet equally attractive sister
←Rate | 05-02-2013 09:24 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when me and my subconscious is having a heated debate...and just when I come up with good comebacks, it thinks up a even better one! I thought about drinking on Friday, subconscious said "how about now!".... good one!
←Rate | 05-02-2013 14:16 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...
←Rate | 05-03-2013 10:14 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon If 40 is the new 30, then Monday is the new Friday.
←Rate | 05-13-2013 06:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 19:50 by Cory Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok by friday;)
←Rate | 06-15-2013 05:13 by Arda Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Yesterdays history, tomorrows a mystery, and today is Friday"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 13:30 by Spaz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)
←Rate | 06-22-2013 18:04 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m just glad it’s almost Friday! It’s almost Friday, right? Well, it’s close to Friday. It’s never going to be Friday is it?
←Rate | 06-24-2013 20:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
←Rate | 07-01-2013 14:05 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday night: 7pm. The annual Peter pulling contest will be at St. Taffy's. Everyone welcome.
←Rate | 07-18-2013 16:33 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday! That means just two more days until Monday.
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To my Atheist friends: Who do you thank now that's Friday?
←Rate | 08-02-2013 07:41 Comments (3)  


   messageicon I don't have to thank noone for Friday because its a natural phenomenon controlled by nobody but nature.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 10:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…
←Rate | 08-03-2013 20:28 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday are we there yet?
←Rate | 08-05-2013 13:30 by LMAO Comments (0)  




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