snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   The next person that says asks me "Think we got enough snow?" shall be given an epic whitewash.

   Winter is coming. Women about to steal your heart and your hoodie.

   the groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, did NOT see his shadow, meaning six more weeks of winter. In related news, George W. Bush was spotted blotting out the sun over North America this morning.....I'm sure he'll catch the blame, regardless.

   Im so tired of this winter and snow that I rigged a gasoline can to my leaf blower, I'm on a mission now to melt all the snow so I can mow later

   Making snow angels & writing Ron Paul underneath because people need to know the truth

   I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....

   my husbands winter wardrobe is 50 shades of grey sweat pants...

   Men with balls of steel get extra cold in the winter.

   Everyone's all, 'OMG! Snow!', and I'm just over here like, 'Hey, tonight Obama is going to officially announce that he's going to overtly rule by decree.'

   So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???

   Breaking news - snow white has been thrown out of Disneyland after sitting on Pinocchio's face singing "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

   So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...

   I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.

   To hell with all this snow. I woke up this morning and beat the fugk out of the snow man in my neighbors front yard. . .

   Ah winter, that beautiful time of year for frozen engines, broken car starters and screeching fan belts. Bliss 

   How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel

   It might get dark and really cold in winter but at least it doesn't stay like that the whole year like your soul.

   Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds

   I went to google and type in "let it snow" and snow started falling. So I typed "let it rain" and the strippers started falling to the floor.

   Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn Facebook into all nipples by Dec 21st.