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X says the groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, did NOT see his shadow, meaning six more weeks of winter. In related news, George W. Bush was spotted blotting out the sun over North America this morning.....I'm sure he'll catch the blame, regardless.
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# 44832 Dear Punxsutawney Phil, If you are not frozen, please come out of your little home tomorrow morning with your eyes closed(so you don't see your shadow) and flip everyone off. That should sum up this winter.
# 207864 Am I the only one who would like to see Punxsutawney Phil bite the finger of the person that wakes him up every Groundhog Day?
# 13933 There will be no Groundhog Day. I have Punxsutawney Phil in my sights, and I am slowly squeezing the trigger...

←Rate | 02-02-2010 20:05 by JG | Tags: Approved , noads

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