Funny Status Message #13933
X There will be no Groundhog Day. I have Punxsutawney Phil in my sights, and I am slowly squeezing the trigger...
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- # 123049 Just once, I'd like to see Punxsutawney Phil open a can of whoop-ass on the person that wakes him up every Groundhog Day.
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