love Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes, when two people love each other very much, they get married and ruin everything.

   Love is a matter of chemistry,sex is a matter of physics.

   I love the Internet. Back in the old days, we had no idea how many ignorant people there are out there. Now, we've got a datapoint.

   I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.

   They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.

   I love myself, I'm just not "post pictures of myself everyday on Facebook" love myself.

   practicing my "I Love It" look when I get another tie from my kids.

   I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as good as nature did.

   Send an email to a friend saying "PLEASE PLASE PLEASE Disregard previous message. Please don't read it! I love you!" It will drive them crazy!

   I love hearing those 3 little words..."Your prescription's ready".

   Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe.

   Don't you just love nature? Dispite what it did to your face.

   I love how people b*tch on h3re about stealing a stat from a webs!te or a person. Like, WTF are you doing on T Js anyway? I'm pretty sure your h3re to steal a stat.

   I was in the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ''I love you.'' She said, ''Is that you or the beer talking?'' I replied, ''It's me... talking to the beer!''

   I love when people say to me… Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!

   Hey adorable couples who constantly profess your love for each other via Facebook, learn how to text.

   If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk.

   I believe in love. I also believe in Superman and The Force.

   As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..

   not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!