love Funny Status Messages

   When I was 13, I had my first love, ASDFGHJKQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM above!

   loves how Christmas movies capture the holidays in a way everyone typically experiences. In two hours: greedy men become charitable; enemies settle their differences; women fall in love with the unattractive nerd; and an angel get its wings.

   I love riding my red Mustang into work,,, but I am tired of people complaining about horse crap in the parking lot.

   If you have to fight someone’s love then you’ve already lost that battle.

   Life is the school Love is the lesson and sex the homework. so don't forget to do the homework tonight

   Find what you love and let it kill you.

   Yesterday the weather was cold and miserable. Today it's sunny and hot. Global warming you've got to love it

   On a scale of J ew to Floyd Mayweather, How much do you love money?

   If Nutella & marshmallow fluff made sweet sweet love & had a baby,,, I would eat that baby.. The End.

   I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss.

   that horrible moment when you actually fall in love

   You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB

   Plan A doesn't work in your love life, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.

   Sex is like pancakes ... God I love Pancakes !!

   She fell in love with the person that I was back then. Why does she try so hard to change me into what suits her...it only drives me away.

   What's love got to do with it.....all I said is I wanted to have sex ;)

   I think about you all day & I can't wait to sleep at night just to see you in the morning. This is how I know our love is real, food.

   Oh, how I love being awake at stupid o'clock

   I've learnt that money can't buy love, it can only buy you attention and company while it lasts.

   Literal Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Excuse me, are you Swiss? I'd love to check out your holes.