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Aliens are coming to Earth on Monday to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, but I just wanted to say goodbye.
Life is a b!tch, and Monday's its son..
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12-20-2011 00:50 by g0re
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Monday,.. that better not be your ugly ass I see peeking around the corner!
pissed...I started off with a manic Monday, but decided to have a funday instead...but then someone stole the 'n' outta my funday and it's just been a f.u.day!
It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.
It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.
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04-19-2013 21:33 by BEGO
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I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...
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07-16-2010 07:21
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Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce
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08-23-2013 06:46
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Alright Monday what kind of bullsh*t you got for me this time.
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11-11-2013 09:03
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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05-19-2012 23:00
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The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
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07-01-2013 14:05 by J.D.
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The one good thing about Monday morning, It's the farthest from next Monday you're going to be.
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05-14-2012 08:45 by K-Mac
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monday is a perfect day for my taxes to go up. Thanks Nancy!
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03-22-2010 12:10 by rob1976
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it's Monday and the time to procrastinate is NOW!
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08-31-2009 09:20 by Piney
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Hi, it's me, Monday. I'm here to slap that silly grin off your stupid little pointed face.
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09-20-2010 09:58
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i woke up on the right side of the dirt this morning and for that I am thankful. now as I dont watch the morning news I will stay happy. Happy Monday to all my frienemys
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08-05-2013 09:20
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Bacon is natures way of making up for Monday mornings.
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05-13-2013 07:15
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May your clothes be comfy. your coffee strong and your Monday short.
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11-14-2016 17:12
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Monday mornings: I am learning to trust the journey, wait a sec...where is my freaking coffee?!?!
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02-08-2016 15:09
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Presidents Day is just another Monday I'm celebrating Sarah Palin not being president
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02-18-2011 12:02
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