love Funny Status Messages

   the more guys I meet, the more I love my dog :)

   I love the wind.. It's the only time I ever get blown

   doing laundry. nothing says "I love you" like clean underwear.

   When I was 18, I really thought I was in love. So, I asked my grandfather. ‘ is love real?' And he said, 'No. But herpes is, so watch your ass.'

   Reading an article that said, "spice up your love life”. One of the suggestions was to make love in a car wash. It's also the perfect way to ruin a church fund raiser.

   I'm amazed at how many people got engaged or married today. Love is truly in the air. Now if you'll excuse me, a Nigerian prince needs my help transferring funds.

   Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

   Live,Laugh, Love if that doesn't work- Raise, Aim and Fire..

   Thursday 31st March is National Cleavage Day, a day to work it, love it & celebrate it.!! (@)Y(@)

   There's no way I could possibly be lactose intolerrant!! I love B( o )( o )BS!!!

   I love living in a big city!! There are sooo many more people to yell at!!

   Love is standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave and you can never let go without leaving your footprints.

   if you love something and you were dumb enough to let it go then you didn't deserve it in the first place.

   I love when girls say "i don't mind" as if anyone cares...

   I just love waking up in the middle of the night to realize I still have time to sleep before work

   I love spring but I'm not too keen on the pollen that comes along with it. Sneeze, sniff, sneeze, ...... I buy enough sudafed where the feds have me on their Meth lab watch list...... :D You think they would park their van a little bit farther down ...

   True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.

   Happiness isn't getting what you love, it's loving what you get...

   LOVE ~ It's a special kind of stupid.....

   I love old people because they're wise and smell like soup.