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   messageicon Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon You heard about the snowstorm in Georgia. A snowstorm in Atlanta resulted in a 10-hour traffic jam. To which people in Los Angeles responded, "You guys need snow for that?
←Rate | 01-31-2014 08:40 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 11:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...
←Rate | 10-31-2010 02:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon getting tired of waiting for Snow to follow up Informer
←Rate | 09-03-2012 19:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.
←Rate | 12-19-2013 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess there won't be mens figure skating at the winter olympics...
←Rate | 08-13-2013 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!" Looks like Ground Hog season is starting early this year.. Lock and load!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Atlanta gets 2ins of snow and the city is parlized, in Canada we call 2in of snow summer.
←Rate | 01-30-2014 09:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Driving in snow is alot like going down on a girl...Just go slow and watch out for the a55hole behind you...
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:52 by Driving Comments (0)  


   messageicon The weather is such a slut, when its hot out it makes everyone take there cloths off, the wind is always blowing people, the rain make everybody wet, and the snow covers everybody in white stuff.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 22:42 by will i am Comments (0)  


   messageicon i rather watch grass grow in winter then watch farewell. Bye obama
←Rate | 01-10-2017 21:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?...it's impossible. She just does not understand.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WINTER DRIVING TIP: Wait until your vechicle has slipped off the road instead of Texting while driving.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
←Rate | 02-16-2014 21:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014
←Rate | 02-21-2014 23:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If curling is a sport in the Winter Olympics, how come shuffleboard is not a sport in the Summer Olympics?
←Rate | 02-16-2010 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon introducing the latest game from Zynga.....SNOWVILLE..... make coins as Mr. Plow.....purchase snow shovels and snow throwers to do jobs...do "special jobs" clearing driveways for the elderly couple down the street as you ask friends for help.... and be ca
←Rate | 02-01-2011 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to triple dog dare someone to lick a flagpole this winter.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......
←Rate | 01-11-2011 14:07 by Bill Comments (0)  



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