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   messageicon reminding everyone to Not eat the yellow snow
←Rate | 01-30-2010 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turns out black ice causes 70% of wrecks in the winter. They should rename it asian ice.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 15:06 by Black ice Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon The snow storm is way too white, I think it's time to boycott.
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 11:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. ...so they cant b*tch..
←Rate | 11-26-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold
←Rate | 11-13-2011 23:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 14:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?
←Rate | 08-19-2013 12:17 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will not post anymore about snow after this post telling others to stop posting about snow.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 10:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the debate last night and according to tradition we should have a long hard winter....Both Hillary and Donald saw their shadows.
←Rate | 09-27-2016 15:10 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!" Looks like Ground Hog season is starting early this year.. Lock and load!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl
←Rate | 02-07-2014 18:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People act like they've never seen winter before. It happens every f'n year, ya know?
←Rate | 12-18-2016 19:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon people talk about working on their "summer body" but I've been working on my winter body for years
←Rate | 08-27-2019 21:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him.
←Rate | 09-25-2019 15:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon DID YOU KNOW........Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years - but so does winter.
←Rate | 12-15-2009 14:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:49 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first of the Chile miners has came outta the hole, rumors have it, that he seen his shadow....6 more weeks til winter!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:42 Comments (0)  




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