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   messageicon just heard that there is snow on the ground somewhere in every state in the union except Hawaii. Global warming, you know. . .
←Rate | 02-14-2010 00:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You heard about the snowstorm in Georgia. A snowstorm in Atlanta resulted in a 10-hour traffic jam. To which people in Los Angeles responded, "You guys need snow for that?
←Rate | 01-31-2014 08:40 by McKibben Comments (0)  

   messageicon I froze my balls off this morning. It is so cold I am not even going to go find them. They can stay there until the snow melts.
←Rate | 01-17-2016 09:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A terrible waitress asked me for a tip last night.... I said don't make snow angels at dog parks.......
←Rate | 02-10-2017 13:41 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon found out the reason for our mild Winter....Someone removed the duct tape from Al Gores "pie hole!"
←Rate | 02-06-2012 20:25 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is the last day of fall. Raking leaves through this snow was a real pain today.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 17:31 by Carrie Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎400 lbs of salt and two snow blowers for sale, thanks weathermen! Excuse me while I Go sledding through my grass.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 20:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know the chilli you had last night was good, when you have to wipe your a$$ with a snow cone!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2010 15:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 11:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...
←Rate | 10-31-2010 02:45 Comments (1)  

   messageicon getting tired of waiting for Snow to follow up Informer
←Rate | 09-03-2012 19:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess there won't be mens figure skating at the winter olympics...
←Rate | 08-13-2013 11:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.
←Rate | 12-19-2013 19:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!" Looks like Ground Hog season is starting early this year.. Lock and load!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 12:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Atlanta gets 2ins of snow and the city is parlized, in Canada we call 2in of snow summer.
←Rate | 01-30-2014 09:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Driving in snow is alot like going down on a girl...Just go slow and watch out for the a55hole behind you...
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:52 by Driving Comments (0)  

   messageicon The weather is such a slut, when its hot out it makes everyone take there cloths off, the wind is always blowing people, the rain make everybody wet, and the snow covers everybody in white stuff.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 22:42 by will i am Comments (0)  

   messageicon i rather watch grass grow in winter then watch farewell. Bye obama
←Rate | 01-10-2017 21:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?'s impossible. She just does not understand.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 09:15 Comments (0)  

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