Funny Status Message #194250
X says Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 97543 I just named my whiskey "Titanic" because it goes down better with ice.
- # 79341 I heard on the news that a man was arrested for having sex with a picnic table. I hope he was wearing a condiment.
- # 80965 My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?...it's impossible. She just does not understand.
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
