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   messageicon So the Packers beat the Eagles. They might beat the Falcons. Then possibly the Seahawks and then meet the Ravens in the SuperBowl... Wow! All those teams would be in a Fowl mood !
←Rate | 01-09-2011 21:37 by @Footer Comments (1)  


   messageicon Date a girl who watches football with you and lets you grab her ass during commercials.
←Rate | 10-11-2015 11:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't wait for Thanksgiving!! No, not because of the meal and football games. Just found out I don't have to sit at "The Kids Table" again this year!!!!
←Rate | 11-21-2010 08:33 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I suggest the Jets put Tim Tebow at cornerback to replace Darrell Revis. Nobody can keep the football away from receivers like he can.
←Rate | 09-24-2012 16:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like Carrie Underwood better on Sunday night football
←Rate | 12-05-2013 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my field of dreams would be a football field built in a field barley made into beer to serve free of charge at the games.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon does fantasizing about the cheerleaders count as "fantasy football"?
←Rate | 06-24-2012 01:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The refs in the NFL are throwing a ridiculous amount of flags these days. Pro football is now metaphorically considerd "flag football."
←Rate | 01-11-2016 11:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates Pro Football, but I watched Betty White and Abe Vigoda in a backyard football game....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit. Not like the NFL players.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 20:28 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't hug a football fan, give him a pat on the buttocks
←Rate | 10-30-2011 15:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football season is a lot like my se(x) life....except for I actually care when football season is coming.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 19:17 by Downey Comments (0)  


   messageicon from where I come from helmets are won by motorcyclists not football players
←Rate | 06-15-2014 02:15 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I now hold it in my hands. Finally. The expressed written consent of the National Football League.
←Rate | 06-21-2016 09:10 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho
←Rate | 09-19-2012 00:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This was the best football game I've ever seen!" -Guy who's never seen a football game.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:50 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the Seahawks win the SuperBowl XLIX It'll be amazing how the world will not give a fcuk.
←Rate | 01-19-2015 13:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you take god out of religion, it's just a bunch of people hoping their favorite football team wins.
←Rate | 04-14-2014 13:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Superbowl 48, 2 teams from the only 2 states 2 have legalized pot, I'm guessing tht their "secret" of success is a bowl of "weedies" every morn 4 breakfast
←Rate | 01-20-2014 10:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Barney Frank is retiring from Congress to coach football at Penn State....
←Rate | 11-28-2011 11:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonight's Jets/Bills football uniforms resemble my Starbucks cup.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 21:02 by JC Comments (0)  




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