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   messageicon I suggest the Jets put Tim Tebow at cornerback to replace Darrell Revis. Nobody can keep the football away from receivers like he can.
←Rate | 09-24-2012 16:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like Carrie Underwood better on Sunday night football
←Rate | 12-05-2013 20:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my field of dreams would be a football field built in a field barley made into beer to serve free of charge at the games.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon does fantasizing about the cheerleaders count as "fantasy football"?
←Rate | 06-24-2012 01:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The refs in the NFL are throwing a ridiculous amount of flags these days. Pro football is now metaphorically considerd "flag football."
←Rate | 01-11-2016 11:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hates Pro Football, but I watched Betty White and Abe Vigoda in a backyard football game....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit. Not like the NFL players.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 20:28 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon don't hug a football fan, give him a pat on the buttocks
←Rate | 10-30-2011 15:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football season is a lot like my se(x) life....except for I actually care when football season is coming.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 19:17 by Downey Comments (0)  

   messageicon from where I come from helmets are won by motorcyclists not football players
←Rate | 06-15-2014 02:15 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I now hold it in my hands. Finally. The expressed written consent of the National Football League.
←Rate | 06-21-2016 09:10 by Fazzella Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho
←Rate | 09-19-2012 00:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon "This was the best football game I've ever seen!" -Guy who's never seen a football game.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:50 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the Seahawks win the SuperBowl XLIX It'll be amazing how the world will not give a fcuk.
←Rate | 01-19-2015 13:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you take god out of religion, it's just a bunch of people hoping their favorite football team wins.
←Rate | 04-14-2014 13:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superbowl 48, 2 teams from the only 2 states 2 have legalized pot, I'm guessing tht their "secret" of success is a bowl of "weedies" every morn 4 breakfast
←Rate | 01-20-2014 10:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Barney Frank is retiring from Congress to coach football at Penn State....
←Rate | 11-28-2011 11:31 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tonight's Jets/Bills football uniforms resemble my Starbucks cup.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 21:02 by JC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bet you I can throw this under inflated football over them mountains...
←Rate | 01-30-2015 08:34 by jw12ems Comments (0)  

   messageicon A bunch of pro bowlers played a football game last night... wow, what an impressive bunch of two-sport athletes!
←Rate | 01-31-2011 13:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:51 Comments (0)  

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