friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Consider the social cohesion and dignity of the Japanese people in the face of unimaginable catastrophe. Contrast that with the behavior of Americans when faced with Black Friday.

   if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.

   Sometimes I need to recheck my facebook account to remember what I did this past weekend. 

   I go to the liquor store and stock up for hurricanes almost every other weekend.

   Begining to question my plans to go boating with Robert Wagner this weekend.

   I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...

   I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.

   From Kim Jong-un's diary: "Friday the 13th, yeah, that will be a good day to test the rocket".

   "Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....

   Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving all his clocks forward.

   Nothing says love like, "I'm busy this weekend but I'll call you Wednesday."

   #1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!

   It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...

   if I stand on my tip-toes, I can see the weekend from here!

   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

   Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!

   Goodbye Memorial Day weekend. Like a fifth of Vodka and a handful of prescription painkillers you made Monday more bearable......

   's Words of Wisdom: Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend!

   instead of that daylight savings crap why dont we just move the clock ahead an hour every friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour .

   Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend..