love Funny Status Messages

   We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

   I have found that if you love life... life will love you back

   Love is in the air...and i'm wearing a gas mask.

   Rule number five... Show no love. Love will get you killed.

   Romney or Obama....Romney or Obama. I'm just now getting the chance to vote. I LOVE living in Florida.

   Attention womanizer! Myspace is the best place to hide your secret from your love ones!

   I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.

   Some mistakes only a mother can love.

   I love you all and I am so glad I found you. (me talking to a bag of peanut M & M's I forgot I had

   i love you like a fat kid loves cake, but right now the fat kid is on a diet

   Don't care about Beetles...But yes, LOVE every Beatles song! P.S. learn to spell before you try to Dish someone...

   Kanye West and Kim Kardashian lock eyes... "I love you" Kanye whispers as he sees his own reflection in Kim's eyes.

   For those of you who were wondering why I have a belly, well I'm not fat, I'm just Full with love =)

   Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."

   Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she doesn't love the way you lie.

   As of today, I've been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I'm being smothered.

   Me and my girl roleplay in the bedroom, she pretends she's Catwoman and I pretend I love her

   Ain't no worse feeling than someone you love thinking and believing you did something you didn't even do.

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull

   There is nothing sadder in this life than to watch someone you love walk away after they have left you. To watch the distance between your two bodies expand until there is nothing left but empty space and silence