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   messageicon A Priest a Rabbi and a Penn State Football Coach walk into a bar....
←Rate | 11-08-2011 19:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Seattle vs Denver..Washington St vs Colorado...marijuana SuperBOWL..
←Rate | 01-19-2014 17:32 by Seattle slew Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:54 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Listening to Obama talk about the economy is like listening to a chick talk about football.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 16:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon [tears open envelope] It's here! It's *really* here! The expressed written consent of the National Football League!
←Rate | 09-17-2013 19:04 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?
←Rate | 02-01-2015 19:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon tight end, stuck him, up the middle, sacked him, ball deflected, ball returned, flag is thrown, challenge, incomplete, 2 minute warning, holding, TOUCHDOWN......gotta love Football
←Rate | 10-30-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Payroll for 53 over-hyped players: $168 Million, Big a$$ stadium: $1.6 Billion, Getting the Superbowl to that stadium: $100 million Everybody knowing that you spent all that money and your team STILL sucks: Priceless : D
←Rate | 10-18-2010 02:47 by BK Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:07 by Kuini Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hi, I'm a chick. I like long walks around football stadiums, am interested in sexist jokes about my own gender, and I'm strongly talented in the art of shutting up. Unfortunately, I'm the only one...
←Rate | 06-28-2011 03:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rooney to move to arsenal? With that face, arsenal must be really willing to give up that beautiful football.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 12:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football announcers saying "penetration" repeatedly is my 50 Shades of Grey.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:52 by LadyInRed Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men at 20 play football, at 40 tennis, at 60 golf. Notice as they get older their balls get smaller.
←Rate | 03-27-2018 23:15 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon High School In 5 Words: Wore helmet. Didn't play football.
←Rate | 09-09-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some watch football for the game. Some watch it so the commercials will let them know what questions to ask their doctor.
←Rate | 09-20-2011 10:15 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon hopes Santa got Charlie Brown a football tee this year.
←Rate | 12-25-2010 10:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon At this stage of the football season, all I care about is #s and food.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 21:43 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 23:42 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do women even try to talk about football? Do you see guys in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies?
←Rate | 12-15-2011 09:48 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  

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