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   messageicon I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.
←Rate | 08-26-2013 20:54 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Will not post anymore about snow after this post telling others to stop posting about snow.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 10:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon After the debate last night and according to tradition we should have a long hard winter....Both Hillary and Donald saw their shadows.
←Rate | 09-27-2016 15:10 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  

   messageicon People act like they've never seen winter before. It happens every f'n year, ya know?
←Rate | 12-18-2016 19:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl
←Rate | 02-07-2014 18:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Kardashian girls wanted to get into the Holiday spirit so they went sledding the other day. Unfortunately, no one wanted to get on Kim's sled so she went down the hill solo which means she was a Kardashian through the snow, on one whore's open sleigh
←Rate | 12-06-2010 20:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You expect kids to behave when tarzan lives half naked, cinderella comes home midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is king of thieves, Batman drives at 200mph, sleeping Beauty is lazy & snow white lives with 7 guys?
←Rate | 08-06-2011 01:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon DID YOU KNOW........Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years - but so does winter.
←Rate | 12-15-2009 14:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For Sale: Lots of snow, you Haul!!!
←Rate | 01-17-2010 19:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The first of the Chile miners has came outta the hole, rumors have it, that he seen his shadow....6 more weeks til winter!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by GaryB Comments (0)  

   messageicon No one wants to hear a guy say 'they're getting 8" tonight', hence the reason all weather reporters should be female, cuz who doesn't like to hear a woman talk dirty like that, even if it's about snow?
←Rate | 01-19-2011 13:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just heard that there is snow on the ground somewhere in every state in the union except Hawaii. Global warming, you know. . .
←Rate | 02-14-2010 00:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I froze my balls off this morning. It is so cold I am not even going to go find them. They can stay there until the snow melts.
←Rate | 01-17-2016 09:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A terrible waitress asked me for a tip last night.... I said don't make snow angels at dog parks.......
←Rate | 02-10-2017 13:41 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon found out the reason for our mild Winter....Someone removed the duct tape from Al Gores "pie hole!"
←Rate | 02-06-2012 20:25 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is the last day of fall. Raking leaves through this snow was a real pain today.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 17:31 by Carrie Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎400 lbs of salt and two snow blowers for sale, thanks weathermen! Excuse me while I Go sledding through my grass.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 20:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know the chilli you had last night was good, when you have to wipe your a$$ with a snow cone!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2010 15:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick Comments (0)  

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