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   messageicon Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:50 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  

   messageicon ..if people say they're "as honest as the day is long" does that mean they become less truthful in the winter?
←Rate | 01-02-2010 12:18 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?
←Rate | 08-19-2013 12:17 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 11:29 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:49 by Dave Comments (0)  

   messageicon I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. they cant b*tch..
←Rate | 11-26-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas......." Just as well really, they would only f*cking ask for aid to help clear it away.
←Rate | 12-19-2014 00:06 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Kardashian girls wanted to get into the Holiday spirit so they went sledding the other day. Unfortunately, no one wanted to get on Kim's sled so she went down the hill solo which means she was a Kardashian through the snow, on one whore's open sleigh
←Rate | 12-06-2010 20:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.
←Rate | 08-26-2013 20:54 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ah yes, the first real snow storm of the year... where 1/4 of drivers simultaneously gain an amazing ability to jam their heads up someplace uncomfortable.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:12 by Stragen Comments (0)  

   messageicon Groundhog just slid a note under the door that read 6 more months winter. Don't worry I've got my shotgun and I'm asking him again.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 06:04 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Will not post anymore about snow after this post telling others to stop posting about snow.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 10:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon After the debate last night and according to tradition we should have a long hard winter....Both Hillary and Donald saw their shadows.
←Rate | 09-27-2016 15:10 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  

   messageicon People act like they've never seen winter before. It happens every f'n year, ya know?
←Rate | 12-18-2016 19:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl
←Rate | 02-07-2014 18:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You expect kids to behave when tarzan lives half naked, cinderella comes home midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is king of thieves, Batman drives at 200mph, sleeping Beauty is lazy & snow white lives with 7 guys?
←Rate | 08-06-2011 01:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon DID YOU KNOW........Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years - but so does winter.
←Rate | 12-15-2009 14:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For Sale: Lots of snow, you Haul!!!
←Rate | 01-17-2010 19:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The first of the Chile miners has came outta the hole, rumors have it, that he seen his shadow....6 more weeks til winter!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by GaryB Comments (0)  

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