snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Girls these days are chasing nuts like squirrels before winter.

   What I hate most about winter is people coming to bed and touching me their ice cold toes. I know you got your sexy on, but for god's sake wear some socks.

   BREAKING: Snow White is down to 6 Dwarves.. Sneezy was just placed in quarantine.

   Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?

   I'm giving up snow for lent

   Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..

   A grown man making snow angels in the yard shouldn't be so strange...dressed in a clown suit playing the bagpipes sure as hell made it weird.

   I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had $12 in her purse.

   ..if people say they're "as honest as the day is long" does that mean they become less truthful in the winter?

   I'd rather have six more weeks of winter than six more weeks of Obama.

   snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.

   It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.

   Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.

   Talked to Mom tonight. She said she got a good 8 inches in Albany tonight. God I hope she's talking about snow...

   You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.

   Ready for winter to be over because I need to see the sun again and also so I can stop sitting on cold toilet seats.

   getting a restraining order on Old Man Winter

   Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex," has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night...

   The world isn't going to end today. Anyway, I'll check the status of my joke after the Winter Solstice, I can't get a signal in my nuclear bomb shelter...

   Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. Newsflash...you live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.