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   messageicon Seattle vs Denver..Washington St vs Colorado...marijuana SuperBOWL..
←Rate | 01-19-2014 17:32 by Seattle slew Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:54 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Listening to Obama talk about the economy is like listening to a chick talk about football.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 16:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon [tears open envelope] It's here! It's *really* here! The expressed written consent of the National Football League!
←Rate | 09-17-2013 19:04 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?
←Rate | 02-01-2015 19:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon tight end, stuck him, up the middle, sacked him, ball deflected, ball returned, flag is thrown, challenge, incomplete, 2 minute warning, holding, TOUCHDOWN......gotta love Football
←Rate | 10-30-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Payroll for 53 over-hyped players: $168 Million, Big a$$ stadium: $1.6 Billion, Getting the Superbowl to that stadium: $100 million Everybody knowing that you spent all that money and your team STILL sucks: Priceless : D
←Rate | 10-18-2010 02:47 by BK Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:07 by Kuini Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hi, I'm a chick. I like long walks around football stadiums, am interested in sexist jokes about my own gender, and I'm strongly talented in the art of shutting up. Unfortunately, I'm the only one...
←Rate | 06-28-2011 03:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon At this stage of the football season, all I care about is #s and food.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 21:43 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon High School In 5 Words: Wore helmet. Didn't play football.
←Rate | 09-09-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men at 20 play football, at 40 tennis, at 60 golf. Notice as they get older their balls get smaller.
←Rate | 03-27-2018 23:15 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some watch football for the game. Some watch it so the commercials will let them know what questions to ask their doctor.
←Rate | 09-20-2011 10:15 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football announcers saying "penetration" repeatedly is my 50 Shades of Grey.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:52 by LadyInRed Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rooney to move to arsenal? With that face, arsenal must be really willing to give up that beautiful football.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 12:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hopes Santa got Charlie Brown a football tee this year.
←Rate | 12-25-2010 10:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 23:42 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do women even try to talk about football? Do you see guys in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies?
←Rate | 12-15-2011 09:48 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Judging by the empty seats at Dolphin's games, football is doomed in Miami. Time to realize it's soccer and thug roundball city down there. Will the last American to leave Miami please bring the goalposts?
←Rate | 11-14-2012 09:40 by Boo Hiss! Comments (0)  

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