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youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 01:46 by 8)
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This status update is brought to you by your drug addiction to facebook.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 01:57 by Danmanz
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The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 02:03 by 8)
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changed her mobile number to; Moo Baa Double Quack Double Quack.....it has been added to your fone book!
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 04:42
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wants to give the creative people the credit because they will be the ones who rule the world :)
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 06:12 by myspace.com/baldwinimage
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always proof read to make sure you dont any of the words out
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 06:56 by snapper
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My grandmother has false teeth. I can't believe a word she says.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 08:36 by lemonpillow
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the potential to be an outstanding magician
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 08:53 by Kal-El
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WAIT!... I'm still Loading ████████████ 99%
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:26
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that we need to stop the insanity by not drinking more of that hatorade!
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:27
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There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:27 by Chachita
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had big dreams as a little kid... now they're HUGE!!! :)
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:30
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The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and, consequently, I will never be ending an important email with the phrase "Regards" again.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:32
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says Real Men of Genius....Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Status Update Checker.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:33
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doesn't want a happy ending... that implies something has to end. I want a fantastic right now! :D
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:34
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would be unstoppable if she could just get started.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:35
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letting everyone know in advance that I want something shiny that will go from 0 to 120 in 3 seconds for Christmas... and bathroom scales WILL NOT be accepted.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:36
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doesn't think anyone will ever have to worry about read any headlines even remotely similar to this: "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the North."
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:37
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in a relationship with Maxwell House. It's complicated.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:39
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hosting a seminar with noted Theoretical Physicist, Stephen Hawking. The subject of the seminar is TIME TRAVEL with emphasis on theorems regarding singularities in the framework of general relativity. Please RSVP. Our first meeting will be last week.
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Submitted: 11-04-2009 09:42
