Funny Status Messages for Facebook
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am no gynaecologist but am gonna look anyway!!!!!
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I am perfection in the realm of understanding without comprehension in the abyss of normality.
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switching up on you ordinary b!tchesss.
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What did that nurse say? Brain damage? F**k I was born during an earthquake.
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The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.
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i made a starteling discovery this morning, apparently someone broke into my house last night and stole my "baggie" jeans from last year and replaced them with "skinny" jeans
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going outside to investigate a strange noise
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badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!
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Only Robinson Crusoe had ever everything done by Friday.
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Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
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says When you go to the drug store to buy condoms, ask them where the fitting room is
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wishes Carrie Prejean would stop sending me video tapes...I told her it is over.
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your "sofa king we todd did"
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the only break in life you get is when you die. Live life to the fullest. Be who you are and let these mortals know who you are, They will never forget you.
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wondering why noses run and feet smell?
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out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)
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this status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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if you notice this notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
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Erin Culbertson Did you know that a woman has 3 knees and a man has 4 knees? A woman has a left knee, a right knee, and a hiney. A man has a left knee, a right knee, a hiney, and a weenie.
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
