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X says am no gynaecologist but am gonna look anyway!!!!!
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 13:56 Comments (0)


X is I am perfection in the realm of understanding without comprehension in the abyss of normality.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 14:15 Comments (0)


X is switching up on you ordinary b!tchesss.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 14:33 by BARBZ_DA_BOSS Comments (0)


X says What did that nurse say? Brain damage? F**k I was born during an earthquake.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 14:36 by BARBZ_DA_BOSS Comments (0)


X The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 14:37 by lemonpillow Comments (0)


X says i made a starteling discovery this morning, apparently someone broke into my house last night and stole my "baggie" jeans from last year and replaced them with "skinny" jeans
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 15:43 by fatkid Comments (0)


X is going outside to investigate a strange noise
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 16:49 by Kal-El Comments (0)


X says badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 17:03 Comments (0)


X Only Robinson Crusoe had ever everything done by Friday.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 17:53 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)


X says Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 18:37 Comments (0)


X says When you go to the drug store to buy condoms, ask them where the fitting room is
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 19:11 by BarryClark@twitter.com Comments (0)


X says wishes Carrie Prejean would stop sending me video tapes...I told her it is over.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 19:14 by Todd Rollison Comments (0)


X says your "sofa king we todd did"
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 19:34 by JW Comments (0)


X says the only break in life you get is when you die. Live life to the fullest. Be who you are and let these mortals know who you are, They will never forget you.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 19:48 Comments (0)


X is wondering why noses run and feet smell?
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 20:45 Comments (0)


X is out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:18 by meowmix Comments (0)


X this status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)


X is if you notice this notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 22:39 Comments (0)


X is Erin Culbertson Did you know that a woman has 3 knees and a man has 4 knees? A woman has a left knee, a right knee, and a hiney. A man has a left knee, a right knee, a hiney, and a weenie.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 22:44 Comments (0)


X is Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-12-2009 22:47 Comments (0)




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