"new york" Funny Status Messages

   "The New York marathon was found to be a more efficient way to get around the city."

   i saw a license plate yesterday that said 'i miss new york,' so I smashed their window and stole their radio

   How is illegal to talk on phone while driving in new york but its legal for the guy from cash cab to host a television show while driving?

   I watched some of the debate last night...I kept on waiting for someone to say "Live from New York it's Saturday Nite"!!!!! But it never happened.....

   When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of chocolate covered toothpaste.

   When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup...

   According to a story on the front page of The New York Times, Kanye West is marrying Kim Kardashian. The wedding is scheduled for June and the divorce is in July.

   I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.

   Mayor Bloomberg is going to outlaw large sodas. Good to know that New York City is officially out of legitimate problems to deal with.

   In New York you can't drink more than a 16 oz. soda, but it is okay to stuff yourself with 68 hotdogs and buns in 10 minuts.

   Due to extreme weather in upstate New York, some drivers were stranded in their cars for up to 36 hours. It was intense. Some of them reported hearing that new Taylor Swift song on the radio as many as 100 times....

   I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I miss New York", so I smashed their window and snatched their laptop...

   The new “Godzilla” movie opened worldwide yesterday. They say New York City could survive a Godzilla attack. Seriously? It takes five cops to handle Alec Baldwin when he's riding his bike the wrong way

   Amazon just broke up with New York... on Valentine's Day...

   New York: We just had a storm with 50 mph winds. Oklahoma: Hold my beer...

   I think New York has finally been around long enough that we can just start to call it York now.

   Based on my experiences in the New York City subway system, Jehovah's Witnesses are a source of renewable energy.

   The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray.

   Lawmakers here in New York are considering a plan to bring slot machines to LaGuardia Airport. Of course there's always that other way to gamble at LaGuardia — checking a bag.

   Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat.