love Funny Status Messages

   Who here thinks Kesha's your love is my drug the starting beat of it is like love game by Lady gaga

   In general, girls don't like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.

   If love is blind, and hate is deaf, you would think stupid would be mute and yet she just keeps on talking...

   I love how people always say they hate drama, yet they're constantly posting their drama on Facebook!

   I could love anyone provided you're not a jerk, have decent teeth, and a good credit score.

   I love it when I get things delivered that I ordered when drunk. Its like a gift from drunk me to sober me .

   'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

   Relationship status: I don't need love. I need money right now.

   I love how my laptopshasta a warning that says You should change your battery or switch to outlet power immediately to keep from losing your work. Lol "work". I wish I got paid to watch porn..

   If you want to repeal something, please for the love of God don't replace it with nothing!

   I'm beginning to think that "love" really doesn't mean much to tennis players...

   what I won't do for love......i might do for a klondike bar~!!!

   This is the real me. Full of problems. Full of love. Full of lost. Full of hurt. Full of life. Full of hope. Full of happiness. Most of all.....Full of friends.

   Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing

   Christmas is not about what your home looks like, it's about love and sharing.

   In the absence of peace & love, we teach war & hate as an escape from the problems we are too lazy to solve.

   And here's another question I would love all you pro abortion people to answer, if a fetus is not a human life as you contend, how the hell does planned parenthood harvest and sell human organs from one?

   Dear God, Lets make a trade. Ryan Dunn for Justin Bieber? Love, Everyone.

   Dear Beer,I forgive You for abandoning me during tough times during the week, I love You for coming back on weekend and will French kiss You, till sobriety do us apart!

   they say the taste of love is sweet. That's bullsh!t everyone knows it's salty.