life Funny Status Messages

   I can't believe there are so many privacy risks involved in broadcasting my entire life on Facebook

   We can all safely assume Cam Newton is crying himself to sleep tonight, tomorrow night, and quite possibly for the rest of his life.

   1st sneeze: Bless you. 2nd sneeze: Bless you 3rd sneeze: Get out of my life until you are finished with whatever this is

   Life isn't worth living for, unless you have something worth dying for.

   Sometimes if I trip on a crack I act like it's no biggie by breaking into a jog and don't stop until I'm in a new city with a new life.

   Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.

   Life is harder for the beautiful people. I'm sorry you'll never know.

   Stay strong; the best things in life are worth fighting for.

   do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.

   that you shouldn't base your life on what other people think!

   sad that '24' is coming to an end after 8 seasons. I have given 8 whole days of my life to this series.

   I met the love of my life at Starbucks. She was beautiful, but I knew I had to drink her eventually.

   Life would be more bearable if our problems only lasted as long as Kim Kardashian's marriage.

   The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head.

   I gave up on life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as "Free Food".

   Things not to say life lesson 586: Asking your wifes attorney " If your here then who's running hell?" Is not so much a good idea

   Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you have to stick your finger in a few before you find the one that's right for you.... and try to stay away from the ones that already have teethmarks in them....

   Ladies, if you ever need to fend off an attacker, just start talking about what's been going on in your life.

   I'm so lazy, I don't walk away from the troubles in my life, I just go to sleep.

   Hangman is a great tool to teach children that if you can't spell a word, someone could lose their life because of their ignorance.