nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.

   Superbowl - what my wife eats cereal out of every morning!

   I don't even drink my first cup of coffee every day, I just pour it over my head like a football coach so everyone knows I'm here to win.

   I'm not sure what the worst penalty in football is but Madonna performing at the halftime of the Super Bowl has got to be it.

   The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....

   If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!

   I bet the person who started booty slappin in football was gay

   What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!

   Superbowl: Rock Out With Your Guac Out!!!

   Soccer would probably be a lot more popular in the USA if they put cheerleaders on the sidelines, ran with a football, and scored touchdowns

   I have a very busy Sunday planned today......Watching football and Nascar while converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ツ

   playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.

   Yay! Now I can go back to saying the word "Soccer" without some pretentious fan reminding me that it's referred to as "Football" in other parts of the world.

   Sometimes I watch football holding an X-Box controller just to confuse people.

   I'm holding cheerleader try outs for my "Fantasy football team". Full outfits are encourage but not necessary.

   wondering if the city of Pittsburgh is proud that Ben Roethlisberger has the same number of superbowl wins as he does rape accusations?!

   What's the over/under on the football psi??

   Maybe because she is watching more football, but I am starting to like it when she stops, calls for a measurement then goes for it.....

   Patriots by 7. This is my pick for the Superbowl. And for any future U.S. revolutionary wars.

   I saw a U.F.O at a football game the other night. It was just hangin there! And then it sent me a message,in big bright shiny letters. It told me I was gonna have a good year.