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“You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”
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07-05-2010 13:16 by ashley s
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The way my first love would just melt in my hands,with kisses so sweet,and open hearts full of delicious memories- yes even the decadent Bars that brought us together. Truth is you never forget your first love...especially when its Chocolate.
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09-08-2011 12:33 by JBabcock
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Watching p0rn and the woman actually said "i love you" in the heat of the moment & its the most disgusting thing i've heard in a p0rn ever.
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07-05-2014 13:48 by Baddie
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Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket
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03-19-2013 18:54 by Eddy
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Kiss me before I brush my teeth in the morning so I know your love is real.
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11-07-2011 05:37
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I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is "love," but it's actually "floor"
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03-05-2013 05:49 by flinnie
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America. .......for the love of sanity......wake up..... your going to hell in a hand cart
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10-03-2017 02:29
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When cops do that thing where they park side by side in an empty parking lot and talk for hours, that means they're in love, right?
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08-12-2010 08:32
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My ex-wife seems to think she is a female version of Nostradamus. Before the divorce she predicted that I was going to pay for it, that I would never find love again, and that my world as I know it was going to end... a year and half later I'm a belliever
I love cooking for my man because it makes me feel both independent and oppressed at the same time.
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08-16-2012 10:36
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IKE if you love that feeling when you finally take your shoes off at the end of the day.
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03-01-2013 21:19 by BEGO
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I love when people say "they're expecting a baby" as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
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03-15-2016 01:27
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love is a social disease.
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02-21-2011 20:04
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Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
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10-26-2010 00:42 by @seddy90
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Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold
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11-13-2011 23:52
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How come men go to $trip clubs with other men? I'm thinking of getting a b0ner later, you wanna come? Come on man let's go get some b0ners, my treat! I love going out with my buddies and getting b0ners with them...
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11-17-2011 02:21 by rob224
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would love to own a maternity store. He would call it "Come Inside"
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12-06-2009 09:31
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If he doesn't grab your hips and pretend to bone when you bend over for something, it's not love. Or he's mature and well... boring.
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10-24-2013 01:28
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Love...it takes hostages and shows zero remorse.
Don't love the person who "enjoys" with you. Love the person who "suffers" without you.
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08-25-2011 04:45
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