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People who say, “I am a lover NOT a fighter” are full of bullsh!t. If you love something, you WILL fight for it.
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02-06-2012 10:12 by Czovczov
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Raise your hand if you are one of those people who have to publicly announce that they're in love...and with that hand, b*tch-slap yourself.
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09-20-2011 05:18
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People with little or no education love to argue the most.
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09-25-2011 13:24
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♥ True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥
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04-23-2011 00:50 by Danny
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I sent that b!tch a smiley face. B!tches LOVE smiley faces
Would just love to punch someone in the Kidneys but apparently society frowns upon that
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01-24-2011 23:55 by Rachael
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I once asked my Dad if it was ok to love a midget, he said son- It just depends if you're nuts over her.
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02-23-2011 09:36 by SEAN
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Jeff Gordon vs. Jimmie Johnson...I love it when DIVA's fight!!
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04-27-2010 07:36 by JayPJee
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Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge... Its much less painful
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05-27-2012 14:10 by Jackoo
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HATE: a SPECIAL KIND OF LOVE GIVEN TO PEOPLE WHO SUCK!
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05-12-2010 12:16
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Our love making is great but it's the talking, cuddling and intimacy I enjoy the most…..ok, she's gone. It's really the sex!!
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10-04-2012 11:43
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True love means never having to pick just one hole.
Buy her alcohol, lots of alcohol. Women love it when you buy them alcohol.
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11-09-2012 02:10 by Baddie
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The sooner you admit that you love me, the sooner I will stop spray painting my name in hearts on your car & leave you alone like all men.
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09-20-2012 07:17
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If love is a battlefield, and love is also blind, it makes sense why the outcome is always a huge disaster.
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10-02-2012 09:44
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it's time to break out the kiddie pool and fill it with cranberry sauce.... Time for Bubba and Sis to fight over that turkey leg Springer-style. Gotta love Family Thanksgiving Traditions....
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11-24-2010 21:53
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RELATIONSHIP: A bond between two people; One person works to create/maintain love and fufillment while the other person waits for something better to come along....:(
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09-27-2010 11:35
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I love old people because they're wise and smell like soup.
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03-20-2011 01:23 by jt
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Don't you love it when your iPod is about to fall, and your earphones save it's life?
I Love People Who Find It Easy To Agree With Me But I Respect The People Who Can Muster The Courage & The Balls To Disagree With Me!!
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03-13-2011 11:06 by Omar Bowe
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