friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend

   Huh?,, Daylight Saving Time is this weekend?,,,,I'm not going to lose any sleep over it

   I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.

   Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend

   Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!

   Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

   not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!

   why dont gas stations have black friday specials

   Someone came up to me and said "T.G.I.F. Thank god its Friday!" I replied "S.H.I.T. Sorry hun,it's Thursday."

   This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China..

   Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.

   Mon :( Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :) Friday :D Sat ^.^ Sun -_-

   Please drink responsibly this weekend and don't drink and dri......Wait this is Facebook, most of you probably won't leave the house! ... Good talk!

   I feel like I'm livin out the movie friday in this damn recession.... Got cereal, no milk.. Got ham, no bread... Got koolaid, no sugar FML

   Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?

   dear Friday, I'm ready..

   Anderson Cooper must have seen 'Magic Mike' this weekend.

   New plan for the weekend: free Charlie Sheen and party with him.

   Dear Week, You are not attractive and I am leaving you for Weekend... I'd say it wasn't you, and that it was me... But yeah, it was you...

   Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up on brain-dead zombies. Oh wait. Sorry, wrong channel. This is "The View".