life Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes I sit down and wonder what kind of life i’d be living if my parents were really rich.

   Builds elaborate structures while playing Fortnite. Can't make own bed in real life.

   If any part of your life is "ultra", I don't have the energy to be friends with you...

   I don't understand people who update their status every 10 minutes to show their friends how exciting their life's are, which are probably not as exciting as they claim if they're staring at Facebook all the time.

   You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will probably be put on YouTube by the time you make bail. -Fact of life

   I'm 31 years old. I just walked into a telephone pole playing Pokemon Go. My life turned out pretty much exactly like I expected.

   Life has given me many scars. And by 'life' I mean my (several) attempts at rollerblading.

   " You know your life sucks when you have to have three jobs just to keep up to being poor."

   Life is an ever expanding list of things that you used to enjoy.

   I lost a friend overnight, It was very sudden. There must be a reason, but I can't for the life of me think what it might be. Now they're gone. Yesterday I had 583 friends, now only 582 I hope everyone reads this far before they say "sorry for your loss"

   No you are not an independant woman... You are just an adult. Having a car, paying yo bills, paying rent is part of adult life

   Girls who are obsessed with celebrities need to get a life

   I used to have a life. Then some idiot came along and said "Why don’t you make a Facebook account? It's fun."

   Life is too short to care about being skinny. I LOVE FOOD. Plus, there's plenty of time to be skinny when I'm dead.:-)

   My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

   some days 25 to life just seems like it would be worth it!!!!!

   Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb . Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke...

   saw Harry Potter at midnight last night. LOL JK, I have a life.

   Life doesn't change. Only the people in it.

   What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.