love Funny Status Messages

   What's this ♫♪ 'Crazy little thing called Love'? People say ♪♫ 'Love will keep us alive' but then ♪♫ 'Too much love will kill you'.... now 'I want to know what love is'. ♪♫

   Dance like the photo isn't being tagged, love like you've never been unfriended, and tweet like nobody is following....

   i love my PC, my friends live in it

   Love my new job. It's at a work free drug place.

   I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and some I'd love to punch in the face!

   When love is not madness... it is not love.

   Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them...

   If people fall in love with you too late, don't accept that love; Its after effects are annoying. It means there are some hidden problems with you or with that person.

   I would love to hear more music that is not about sex or even love, because there is other stuff in life.

   From now I'm going to on Craigslist to try finding love. Or at least a free mattress with questionable stains to cry myself to sleep on.

   I just love gambling here in Vegas. Sure, I may lose $100,000 but the drinks are free so it evens out

   Why is it always the ugly people who have to post pics of themselves every other day? You might love the camera but it’s obvious the camera does not love you back. So put the camera down and stop scaring little children with your pics.

   Eventually you'll be separated from everyone you love by distance, argument, divorce or death. Make sure you know how to stand on your own.

   Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my womans hair. It's a nice way to let her know my love,, and also that we're out of napkin

   The best reply to "I love you" is "Well that's a terrible idea."

   thinking I should write a book about living with A.D.D., because I love home renovation. #squirrel 

   And then one day she realized she could never love a man who could name more than 2 Kardashians.

   I noticed the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus." So I honked at him and waved. He then decided to give me the "bird."

   Hallmark Card: "I've always wanted someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."

   We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.