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   messageicon Damn! Ghadafi, now Kim Jong, I think Sunglass Hut is in real trouble 
←Rate | 12-19-2011 00:02 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon guessing the men on the jury were confused when they were asked if they wanted to get Casey off
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:08 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon shocked to hear that R.E.M. just broke up, No wait, I was shocked to hear that they were still together to be able to break up. 
←Rate | 09-21-2011 14:42 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon uncertain of what the etiquette is here, I got Kim Jong Il's name in Secret Santa.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 00:00 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting to see the FB pics from Casey Anthony going out tonight.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 14:48 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon just purchased one of those anti-bullying bracelets to show support, Okay, Fine I didn't buy it. I stole it from a short, fat, little Ginger kid
←Rate | 10-06-2011 11:21 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google became a teenager today, so prepare yourself for it to become unreliable, moody, and unresponsive to your questions. Happy 13th BDay Google
←Rate | 09-27-2011 06:19 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon a sneaking suspicion that we've read this before. if you read them here 5 or 10 pages ago odds are we did too.
←Rate | 09-20-2011 09:44 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snooki is coming out with her new line of perfume, for when you want to smell like shame, selt-tanner, and herpies.
←Rate | 08-10-2011 17:58 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy to see that Octomom's Today Show interview cut short by the space shuttle launch. Why is she still on the news? It's not like she killed one of them, did she?
←Rate | 07-08-2011 11:59 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking I should write a book about living with A.D.D., because I love home renovation. #squirrel 
←Rate | 11-14-2011 13:12 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon at lunch and saw a Mexican guy with a mullet. Negocio in the front, fiesta in the back.
←Rate | 11-21-2011 13:31 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon second guessed over 80% of the decisions that I have made in life. Maybe 90%.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 13:31 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon been getting a lot of calls and texts about R.E.M.'s break up, relax people, it's not the end of the world as we know it.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 15:38 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon having Deja vu. I think I've read these on twitter before.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 17:24 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon He doesn't want to believe that someone as horrible as Gaddafi could have a comeback, but hell, the Smurfs did it. 
←Rate | 08-24-2011 09:55 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon stayed awake to watch the Daylight Savings countdown, and still up from all the excitement. #TheyDidntDropABall
←Rate | 03-11-2012 04:55 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that the NBA is back in action, it gives black guys a chance to dribble on something other than Lisa Lampanelli
←Rate | 11-26-2011 06:55 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon first it was Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead
←Rate | 12-19-2011 10:16 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meatloaf passed out at another concert, but wouldn't cancel the show. No he won't do that, oh no, he won't do that.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 15:32 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


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