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Me: Ooh, I love those pretty Christmas lights hanging over the street. Cop: Those are traffic lights, what's exactly in the thermos ma'am?
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12-06-2019 09:17
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Just once in my life I'd love to make just the perfect amount of spaghetti for myself. Anyways, if you're hungry come on over. And bring like five friends.
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02-01-2019 00:06 by Moon
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I don't know about you, but I love paying $1,600 on an iPhone. Thank you, who ever is in charge.
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08-01-2019 17:59
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Love going on brewery tours. It's fun watching drunk people pretend to understand science.
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06-29-2016 15:21
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I LOVE JESUS!
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02-11-2014 22:31
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First, Love Yourself!..........Everyone Else, get in line!!!
Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.
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08-16-2013 13:17
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so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?
Twitter makes me love people I've never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
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06-08-2011 21:47 by BEGO
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I love being called silly, strange, weird, different, odd, etc. I always take it as a compliment.
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09-06-2011 14:33
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How is LIL WAYNE, a man with a wife, ex-wife, 5 baby mommas, 3 boos, 2 hoes an a partridge in a pear tree, gonna tell me how to love.
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11-09-2011 17:34 by g0re
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I love Scrooge McDuck for his personality, not his wealth.
I used to love when my parents left little notes in my lunch box when I was a kid, like "Get an A or don't bother coming home".
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08-30-2012 10:15
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I love this oscillating fan 5 out of every 15 seconds
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02-27-2013 10:46 by snotty
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You know that song... You give love a bad name...Pretty sure that was meant for me.
I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.
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07-29-2013 18:16
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I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
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07-20-2014 20:17
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If hearing “I love you” was enough, we’d all buy parrots and live happily ever after
I love it when I open the dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat .
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04-15-2015 10:44
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"The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ...."
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02-08-2010 11:12 by Savio
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