friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Welcome to " Its Friday, b!tch3s!" You may place your attitudes in a laid back or don't give a phock position, underwear is optional, and as always, thank you for joining us on this weekend adventure!!

   tappin in the sugar bush this weekend...if ya know what I mean. ;0)

   Yes tomorrow is Friday. Big f-ing deal. It happens every week. Deal with it.

   Which one of the Ten Commandments says: Thou Shalt Not Eat Meat On Friday?

   Getting ready for Black Friday. This grizzly bear costume is going to scare the Sh*# out of these Best Buy campers.

   ...the brain brings up the most beautiful thoughts while trying to sleep..."hey...when was the last time we discussed ghosts , haunted mansions and serial killers in hockey masks.."...Happy Friday 13th...

   Actually found a way to enjoy Black Friday...baked beans with onions.

   Will and Jada splitting, 5.8 earthquake in DC, and now Hurricane Irene as a possible Cat 4 landfall this weekend??? Lord have mercy............

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   can't wait for this 365 day weekend to begin.

   Its Friday 13th,an unlucky day.To counteract that you could try a Rabbits Foot or a Lucky Horseshoe. Horseshoes usually bring good luck today,but never trust a horse that wears high heels & remember to never trust a rabbit that tries to sell you his foot.

   completely worn out after spending the whole weekend at a genital jamboree.

   This weekend, I forgot to set the thermostat ahead on my clock,,,, Mine's still set for winter...

   Starting my weekend off right with a simmering rage. It's a beautiful day for violence!

   always gives 100% at work...25% Monday, 15% Tuesday, 5% Wednesday, 3% Thursday, 2% Friday and 50% sleeping throughout

   They should have travel agents for poor people who offer affordable weekend getaways to the homes of people who can afford to go on vacation

   Women: So glad the weekend is finally here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!!

   If you don't lose a finger or two this weekend can you really even call yourself an American.

   I was told the clocks go back this weekend, but I can't remember where I bought them...

   I hate Costco and its costconians on the weekend. Is it really that difficult to move aside while trying to devour your 27th sample? It is not like you're trying to balance fine China on a stick, you're putting a cheese square into yo