friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   getting ready for May 21st (this Friday) which is Talk Like Yoda Day...practicing we should be, hmm?

   I'm just like Rebecca Black...it takes me until Friday to decide whether I'm sitting in the front or back seat.

   The 26.2 sticker in the rear window of my car is to signify how many beers I drink in a typical weekend.

   I hate it when me and my subconscious is having a heated debate...and just when I come up with good comebacks, it thinks up a even better one! I thought about drinking on Friday, subconscious said "how about now!".... good one!

   Yes It's true , the weekend is over

   had a Black Out last night .........she was a very lovely girl so I asked her out again for next weekend

   Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today.

   counting the number of friends who remind him that it's Friday.

   "If this is Good Friday, I'd hate to se a Bad one!" ...... Jesus

   I gained an hour last weekend. I spent that hour figuring out how to change the clock in my car

   since I am unemployed I tell everyone "this is my Friday" all day everyday so at least I get some cheap thrill out of dying alone

   Hey Honey... Remember that trip to Yellowstone we have planned this weekend?....

   Friday are we there yet?

   Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well

   will be weed smoking and turkey pulling this weekend... oops! reverse those verbs!

   pole dancin on a numba 2 pencil... IT'S FRIDAY!!!

   ryan howard is the only other person who struck out more than I did this weekend..

   wish they had black friday deals for college tuitions tho..

   It's Friday 13th. I think I'm going to break a mirror, walk under a ladder, let a black cat walk past me, open an umbrella indoors, spill some salt, wear a hat to bed, step on a crack in the sidewalk.... then call somebody I hate and see if she wants to

   It's my birthday on St Patrick's Day and I'm gonna be drunk all weekend! LET'S GET READY TO STUMMMMBLLLLE!