snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   I love snow – People who never shovel

   An apple a day is bull crap.... Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   Since Rio de Janeiro is south of the equator, aren't we technically watching the Winter Olympics?

   The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.

   "We be bobsleddin'." The Winter Olympics Bobsled Team

   1719: We can only pray the harvest will provide enough food to last the winter. Now: They had a sale on the 15 pound tubs of peanut butter at Costco, so I got 4.

   Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?

   One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors

   Throughout all this freezin weather and snow we have been gettin,all my mrs has done is stare through the window.....i guess if it gets any worse I'm gonna have to let her in !!!

   I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.

   getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.

   Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.

   I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.

   the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful

   Winter Weather Advisory: Go back to bed until mid April.

   My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

   Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation....

   If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?

   I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.

   I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.