easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!

   The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart looked more like a fight-to-the-death battle royal between pajama-wearing homeless people.

   The only rabbit I like on Easter is the one that's plastic and vibrates

   Easter egg hunts are fun but, some kids always get their eggs stolen by others. Also, I'm not allowed on the field this year.

   his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him

   afros are comin back, thats cool......makes hiding easter eggs so much easier

   Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.

   I am only going to say this once. I want the video involving me, the Cadbury Bunny and the marshmallow Peeps returned to me by tomorrow. No questions asked.

   I just took the Christmas tree down. Gonna dye Easter eggs this afternoon.

   Given the species' reputation, you'd think Bugs Bunny would have more relatives.

   When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....

   The day after Easter should be known as Egg Salad Monday.

   going to the Playboy mansion looking for the Easter Bunny!

   I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, "well, at least somebody gets to be held."

   Wishing all a Happy Easter, and hoping the Easter Bunny craps out a huge chocolate filled egg for you!-)

   Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!

   He came hopping out of nowhere... I nearly spilled my beer, while I was driving along texting with the radio cranked up. Suddenly, I seen a flash of gray followed up with a "thump-thump!" Anyway Happy Easter! Sorry if you didn't get anything, my bad.

   I just saw the Easter Bunny buying Easter Grass and Rolling Papers at the corner store.

   Easter: The day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face.

   hope it isnt wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets.