love Funny Status Messages

   You call it stalking, I call it stalking. SEE HOW MUCH WE HAVE IN COMMON WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU

   I think it's cute to see the Canuckians and Yanks argue. Admit it,you both love this rivalry. You'd share a Labatts and a Bud anyday.Congrats, Canada but it was close.

   If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

   I swear ugly people find love faster.

   I love you more than I hate everyone else.

   Tips on falling in love: Don't

   Don't call me " bae " " baby " " babe " or " love " unless I'm the ONLY ONE you're calling that.

   I Would Never Be With Someone Just Because They Were Financially Stable. I Would Rather Live In A Trash Can With The Love Of My Life, Than To Live In A Mansion With Someone That Activates My Gag Reflexes.

   You can't force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.

   Live once. Regret nothing. Rewrite destiny.. nothing is written in stone. Nothing. Love your life the way you need to, not the way your told too.

   Long story short, I love summaries

   I love you in a "leave me alone" kinda way!

   Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand.

   I love how you can make ANYTHING you say sound dirty, just by adding one of those "Air Quotation" gestures.

   Only fools fall in love, so today's the day!

   I saw a woman put a chunk of butter in her mouth. Then buttered her corn on the cob by rubbing it on her mouth. I think I might be in love.

   Love is like a game, Some people Cheat and some prefer to play it fair.

   I love you, but I'm not in "change my relationship status on FB" love with you

   if you love something let it go, if you don't love something definitely let it go. basically, just drop everything, who cares

   Pro tip: Fall in love with someone who will treat you how Kanye treats Kanye.