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I think it's cute to see the Canuckians and Yanks argue. Admit it,you both love this rivalry. You'd share a Labatts and a Bud anyday.Congrats, Canada but it was close.
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02-28-2010 20:42
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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
You call it stalking, I call it stalking. SEE HOW MUCH WE HAVE IN COMMON WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU
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09-21-2013 09:35 by Baddie
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I swear ugly people find love faster.
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08-21-2012 23:52 by BEGO
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I love you more than I hate everyone else.
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01-02-2013 11:59
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Tips on falling in love: Don't
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02-23-2013 13:36
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Don't call me " bae " " baby " " babe " or " love " unless I'm the ONLY ONE you're calling that.
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06-11-2012 22:06 by BEGO
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I Would Never Be With Someone Just Because They Were Financially Stable. I Would Rather Live In A Trash Can With The Love Of My Life, Than To Live In A Mansion With Someone That Activates My Gag Reflexes.
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12-15-2010 08:50
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You can't force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
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10-09-2010 20:09 by Pshh
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Live once. Regret nothing. Rewrite destiny.. nothing is written in stone. Nothing. Love your life the way you need to, not the way your told too.
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06-23-2011 09:09 by Yaj
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Long story short, I love summaries
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11-19-2013 05:33 by huck
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Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand.
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03-21-2012 09:02 by flinnie
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I love you in a "leave me alone" kinda way!
I love how you can make ANYTHING you say sound dirty, just by adding one of those "Air Quotation" gestures.
I saw a woman put a chunk of butter in her mouth. Then buttered her corn on the cob by rubbing it on her mouth. I think I might be in love.
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07-21-2013 07:52
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Only fools fall in love, so today's the day!
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04-01-2014 13:59 by Baddie
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I love you, but I'm not in "change my relationship status on FB" love with you
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07-31-2012 14:16
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Love is like a game, Some people Cheat and some prefer to play it fair.
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11-30-2011 12:36
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if you love something let it go, if you don't love something definitely let it go. basically, just drop everything, who cares
My Dad sends his love because he thinks I know you all personally.
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06-21-2015 09:52
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