trump Funny Status Messages

   Im 100% convinced, the Coronavirus is nothing but a l*beral plot to take down Trump. I hate libt*rds so much!

   Perhaps Donald Trump should educated all the uneducated people he continually thanks by giving them all scholarships to attend Trump University.

   Ivanka Trump's West Wing Duties: 1) Smile. 2) Stick chest out. 3) Hold Daddy's hand and make sure he remains calm. 4) Administer meds.

   Trump bills Germany $300 BILLION for Nato (even though that's not how it works). Dude will try anything to recoup his Trump Steak losses.

   If you're happy and you know it, please keep your mouth shut as no one wants to hear from a Trump supporter.

   Its OK that you are voting for Hillary. In fact when Trump wins, you retards will get much better medical treatment.

   Trump has chosen Mickey pence as his vice-president. Did anyone in their wildest dreams even imagine that Donald and Mickey would run America one day!? Walt Disney would be proud of this!

   Trump really trying to take credit for Obama's 227,000 added jobs in January? Smh.....

   Donald Trump looks like the nasty businessman in a Disney movie who loses out to a six year-old and his dog.

   just Who is Donald Trump's campaign manager now anyway???

   Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"

   Trump is right! He has accomplished so much! Getting Mexico to pay for your wall, approving TrumpCare, and repealing ObamaCare! Congrats!

   If to this day you still going on about how Trump won, you are an idiot of the lowest order. By now you should be talking about how Trump made America great again, which unfortunately is just a promised pipe dream.

   Donald Trump....make America orange again.

   Trump has repeatedly broken at least 4 of the 10 commandments: Adultery, theft, dishonesty, and coveting. Doesn't read the bible, go to church, ask for forgiveness from God, or repent. Yet the evangelical support him against the will of God.

   Every day is April Fools if you voted for Trump.

   If Donald Trump cuts funding for Sesame Street how will he ever learn to read?

   If Trump's nose grew every time he told a lie, Melania could wipe his nose for him in New York when he is sniffling in Washington.

   Donald Trump celebrated Free Slurpee Day by honoring those brave souls who died on 7/11.

   I miss the days when the worst thing about Trump was just his hair.