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I love Facebook like Angelina Jolie loves to fill out adoption papers
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02-09-2018 04:13
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Cupid. That makes sense to me, because nothing fills me with love more than a fat baby firing arrows at my butt.
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02-14-2018 19:02
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I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because I love fishing.
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02-21-2018 21:53
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"I just called to say I love you." -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work
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12-18-2019 06:48
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All I know about love I've learned from my dogs, which is when someone scratches your back you should roll over and show them your nipples.
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10-15-2016 04:57
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If we are in a car and I love the song that just came on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I will cut you.
DAUGHTER : “I am in love with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.” DAD: “How is he going to take care of you when he doesn't even have a job?” DAUGHTER: “Dad, I am only reading the letter left by Mom.”
ahh young Love. Full of promise, full of hope. Ignorant of reality
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02-22-2010 12:12
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I don't care if people call you the space cowboy, gangster of love or Maurice. I think you're delusional.
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07-14-2011 18:24 by flinnie
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
If I were invisible the first thing I would do would be to beat the crap out of a mime. The people would love it!
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08-29-2011 11:24
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if you've been married less than a year, stop with all the love and marriage quotes. S hit will eventually hit the fan...
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02-02-2013 08:42
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Met a lady yesterday...It was love at first sight...Then I took a second look !!
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02-09-2019 17:36 by DaBull
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Dear Me, I just wanted to remind you that it's okay to say "No" once in awhile. I'll let you in on a little secret-the world will go on! Love, Me
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02-25-2012 18:19 by CindyAnn
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Process of liking a song: 1 Day: I love this song! 1 Week: Hey that song's good. 1 Month: Turn that s$it off! 1 Year: OMG, I love this song!
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05-05-2012 22:47 by BEGO
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It's interesting how people claim to love/like their jobs, but ready to go home as soon as they get in the door.
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12-28-2011 20:37 by Danmanz
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Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
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05-15-2012 02:20 by BEGO
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Love is like your shadow...the more steps you make towards it the further it moves away from you...but yet it follows you around your whole life.
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09-05-2011 03:29
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thinking maybe Doritos can bring back my love life like it did for Grandpa...
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02-06-2011 20:00
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For those of you who can't be with the one you love because she doesn't understand that you're destined to be together, Happy Restraining Order Day!
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02-14-2013 18:09
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