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I've lost love, money, and my mind on occasion, I don't care. But It would kill me if I lost the ability to laugh at myself.
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09-28-2013 06:17
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can't help but giggle every time the SlapChop guy says " You're going to LOVE my nuts"
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03-03-2010 01:36
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A survey taken showed that 50% of people described sex as a "deep,meaningful,soul-bonding act of showing eternal love to your partner". The other 50% were men.
Everything happens for a reason, live it, love it, learn from it! Make your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile :)
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05-10-2011 12:26
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Alcohol may be my worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy....
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06-30-2011 21:10
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I turn every sexual experience into a love try angle.
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10-06-2012 11:39
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Don't fall in love. Fall into a fire. Its less painful.
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06-14-2013 03:57
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sometimes You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
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09-14-2010 22:46
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Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably does anil.
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03-15-2012 11:42 by fadolo
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You're in love and I couldn't be happier for you. But can you let go of each others hands for four seconds so I can get past you on the f*ckin sidewalk?"
If I've learned anything from my 7-day Detox, it's that I love toxins.
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04-07-2015 13:10 by Czovczov
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Happy anniversary to the love of my life, and her husband Steve.
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10-28-2015 11:04 by udit
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby"
I can already tell by the way your son throws a baseball that he is going to love baseball. ................players.
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02-22-2013 07:26
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I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”
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04-05-2014 21:45 by BEGO
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Nothing says love like, "I'm busy this weekend but I'll call you Wednesday."
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03-06-2012 18:14
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Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic but I kinda always thought Tom and Katie would eventually fall in love.
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06-30-2012 09:09
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"I tolerate you better than I do anyone else" is the new "I love you."
Love fades....bacon is forever!
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02-14-2013 07:12
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Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian Dad: ok it's cool.. Second daughter: I'm also a lesbian Dad: Christ! Doesn't anyone in this family love c0ck? Son: I do!
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12-07-2011 23:08 by g0re
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