snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Im so FU***ing tired of this snow that I just ripped all of my kids possessions (books , Comforters etc) that have any type of reference to SNOW WHITE... yeah..F**ck her too!

   in front of his home with every electric fan he owns blowing upward, in a defiant act against Mother Nature.....Enough with the snow lady, just go watch "The Waltons" reruns until Spring......

   that snow I see on the field? No, I guess it's just Madonna's skin cells.

   The weather is such a slut. The wind blows everyone, the rain makes everyone wet, the sun makes everyone take their clothes off, and the snow covers everyone in white stuff.

   The snow is always lighter on the other side of the road

   If you can't handle the truth, stop asking tge questions. I'm into fairytales. Come on people, you know Snow White slept with a dwarf before Prince Charming came along!

   snow is like sex.....you never know when you're giong to get it and when you do, you never know how much you're going to get!

   Drinking and driving is twice the fun in the snow

   Dear Winter: SMA!!

   * A russian couple, Rudolf & Tosha are driving home. Tosha: Looks like it's starting to snow. Rudolf: It's rain. Tosha: no I think it's snow. Rudolf: Rudolf the "red" knows rain dear.

   saw his shadow today! Not really sure what this could mean as far as the duration of winter goes...but very excited about the possibilities. :)

   Snow is herpes of the weather

   Merry Winter Solstice....sugar coat it all you want with your own personal ignorance

   If the snow wears white in Winter why can't we?

   Never make snow angels in a dog park.

   A snowman is the perfect man. He's very well rounded and comes with his own broom. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.......somewhere else please.

   When I think about snow, it's a lot like thinking about sex. I want to ride it, bask in its glory, & go down on it.

   Nothing irritates me more as when I step on some melted snow with a fresh, dry and clean pair of socks on.

   I just want it to snow already! I'm dying to make snow angels face down!

   47% of the country misses Obama's speech due to winter storm. Somehow I don't think he cares.