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   messageicon ...can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
←Rate | 10-19-2009 14:55 by E Comments (0)  

   messageicon hopes this Halloween, he doesn't end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.
←Rate | 10-19-2009 14:23 by E Comments (0)  

   messageicon hopes that after I die, people will say of me: "Man... that guy sure owed me a lot of money."
←Rate | 10-19-2009 14:52 by E Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
←Rate | 10-19-2009 14:42 by E Comments (0)  

   messageicon could tell his parents hated him... his bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
←Rate | 10-21-2009 15:17 by E Comments (0)  

   messageicon Merry Winter Solstice....sugar coat it all you want with your own personal ignorance
←Rate | 12-17-2010 01:16 by e Comments (0)  


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