life Funny Status Messages

   We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we're terrified people in real life will find us on the internet

   Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.

   Stop focusing on the meaning of life and focus on finding a life with meaning.

   Based on my life circumstances, I better be a rockstar in my next life.

   Until zoom life I had no idea how many people dig in their ear.

   If life was a YouTube video, Monday would be that annoying ad that doesn't have the "You can skip in 5 seconds" option.

   At this point in my life the only reason I want to be rich is to hire somebody to clean my house.

   Someone just called me NORMAL......I have never been so insulted in my life....

   Life before the internet was awful. Your friend would be wrong about a trivial issue during dinner and you just had to let it go

   I don't wanna brag but that was the most perfectly executed 16 point turn of my life.

   please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it.

   You can't always decide who walks into your life, but you can decide which window to throw them out of.

   There are few guarantees in life but if you see a grown man riding a bmx, he knows where to score some meth

   Bought one of those tennis racket looking bug zappers today. My god, where have you been all my life. What fun! Oooh, here comes the dog....

   Just saw a guy hold the door open for his girlfriend, then playfully trip her as she walked in. So, chivalry isn't dead... it's just on life support.

   thinks it's hilarious how infomercials and product commercials make simple tasks such as draining pasta or cleaning toilets seem like life-threatening obstacles.

   I know two wrongs don't make a right. My life has been a never ending quest to determine just how many are required.

   Life's not a b!tch, life's a beautiful woman. You just call her a b!tch cause she wont let you get what you want,

   I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!

   It's impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.