friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   It might be Friday ...... BUT.... SUNDAYS COMING!!!!

   Tax free weekend: the only two days out of the year that the government isn't fckng us.

   SAFETY REMINDER: If you encounter an NFL Running Back this weekend, Keep your distance and do NOT approach them....

   Twenty shootings in Chicago over the weekend. Sure signs that nothing has changed in Chicago despite the pandemic.

   I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.

   I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend

   Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!

   Remember this weekend to help your girl relax by telling her she "needs to relax."

   Very impressed with the quick action and massive protests by Black Lives Matter in Chicago this weekend protesting the death of 15 young Blacks so far in July. HAHA ... Just kidding .... They don't really care about black deaths in Chicago.

   Cats always have that look on their face like you just asked if they would help you move next weekend

   Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.

   a stranger in a strange land. And that land is Denny's at 3am on a weekend.

   Oh man, it's not the weekend yet? I can't wait to stand around in some empty bar watching a crummy band and having weak drinks.

   A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.

   I went to see a phsycic last weekend and she told me that I would be coming into money. Last night I f*cked a girl named Penny. Spooky or what.???

   Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!

   I'm not doing the 'Black Friday' thing this year. Last year... it was so crowded... I walk out of Walmart with someone else's shoes on...

   When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.

   I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!

   Black Friday = Broke Saturday