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   messageicon Like if you remember only having 3 TV channels to choose from and YOU were the remote!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 07:23 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you remember the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape ...
←Rate | 04-16-2012 12:33 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stopped by the apple store and used their bathroom .. iPeed
←Rate | 08-02-2012 16:20 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon So we gain a Kardashian but lose Tony Soprano ? Lifes exchange rate just took a dip ....
←Rate | 06-20-2013 09:01 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting “boy, girl, boy, girl” used to be a punishment.
←Rate | 08-03-2012 15:44 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"POOF" did you see that?? No you didn't did you?? "MAGIC" that's why!!!
←Rate | 10-28-2010 14:35 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between Republican and Democrat is the difference between Gonorrhea and syphilis ..ENJOY !!!
←Rate | 10-21-2013 17:44 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remembering my Saturday morning ...a bowl of trix , watch Super friends and Hong Kong Fuey and then my bike ..OUTSIDE till lunch .. great times
←Rate | 04-16-2012 20:22 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 14:06 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!
←Rate | 01-13-2012 12:47 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that .
←Rate | 07-10-2012 10:02 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon "What the h*ll is wrong with you, if I wanted a loser I would have married Tony Romo" ~ Giselle to Tom probably
←Rate | 01-19-2014 19:48 by Gary Comments (1)  


   messageicon TWILIGHT - An epic saga about a young woman's struggle to choose between Necrophilia and Bestiality
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:58 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two silk worms had a race ....they end up in a tie .....(Rimshot)
←Rate | 04-16-2012 12:54 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon an animal rights activist against fur but not leather because it's easier to harass rich old ladies instead of motorcycle gangs
←Rate | 04-23-2012 11:21 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why in the year 2012 , My smoke detector can't decipher the difference between boiling water and and a real fire !
←Rate | 04-15-2012 14:59 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, best thing you can do before and after your pregnant....take some pics of yourself while your boobs are enhanced. :D Sincerely: Men who like boobs.
←Rate | 10-21-2010 15:59 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 12:56 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Birthday to one of the greatest athletes EVER ..Muhammad Ali ...Happy 70th
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:45 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people should use glue stick for lip balm.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 18:16 by Gary Comments (0)  



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