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   messageicon approached a woman at the bar last night and asked her what she is looking for in a relationship. She yelled, "Security".
←Rate | 11-24-2009 10:29 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows why boy scouts don't sell cookies. Because nobody would eat a cookie with 'BS' on it.
←Rate | 01-05-2010 20:17 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the NFL should stop giving complimentary cutlery sets to the players wives and girlfriends.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 20:17 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are wearing shorts or sweatpants that spell out "Bootylicious" across the hind side. Just an FYI - it's not.
←Rate | 01-12-2010 08:06 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon surprised that, during his press conference, Tiger didn't give thanks for being honored with the Enviromentalist of the Year Award. The one he recieved for picking up all that white trash.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 11:21 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon congratulates Tiger Woods on the 2009 PGA Playa' of the year award.
←Rate | 12-21-2009 16:31 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has an app for that.
←Rate | 10-20-2009 07:33 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon suddenly has an urge to go for a balloon ride over Colorado.
←Rate | 10-15-2009 20:42 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 07:30 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard charges were pressed against James Ray. I bet he's sweating now.
←Rate | 02-04-2010 08:35 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


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