love Funny Status Messages

   I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday, you really got on my nerves.

   I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.

   If you love somebody... Let them go. If they come back, no one wanted them

   I'm a good boyfriend..I always talk to her, play with her, touch her buttons...I definitely turn her on... I love you Xbox.

   Do you know why Californians love Thanksgiving Day?...It's the only time of year they get to see natural breast!

   In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and a unforgettable love.

   Don't you just hate it when you finally get the courage to confess your love to someone and they just stare at you, meow and walk away.

   I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up... cause, you know... I'm still looking for ideas.

   I love finding money in my pockets after a night of drinking. It's like a gift to sober me…from drunk me.

   Those guys with "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers definitely been caught cheating

   Trust me when I say its better to walk in on both of your parents making love than just one of them !

   Went to Arby's today, and had a buddy hide in the trunk. When we got to the window to pickup our order, We had him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.I turned up the stereo, and handed the guy my money, and said loudly "I LOVE this song!!"

   If you love something, set it free... If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans.

   Old is when your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can't do both!”

   Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

   I love sleep so much that its the first thing I think about when I wake up....

   LOVE it when i'm home alone! There is nobody to verify that I have done NOTHING in the last 2 hours.

   I love U, I love U, I love U. Don't get me wrong, I love other letters also.

   As time passes you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will. Love what you've got. And remember what you had. People change, things go wrong but life goes on

   I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.