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Sometimes, when two people love each other very much, they get married and ruin everything.
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06-20-2012 21:52 by BEGO
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Love is a matter of chemistry,sex is a matter of physics.
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I love the Internet. Back in the old days, we had no idea how many ignorant people there are out there. Now, we've got a datapoint.
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02-05-2014 18:36 by mike
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I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.
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They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.
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I love myself, I'm just not "post pictures of myself everyday on Facebook" love myself.
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04-19-2013 12:28 by Czovczov
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practicing my "I Love It" look when I get another tie from my kids.
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06-17-2012 08:58 by Steve OH
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I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as good as nature did.
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02-05-2012 12:18
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Send an email to a friend saying "PLEASE PLASE PLEASE Disregard previous message. Please don't read it! I love you!" It will drive them crazy!
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10-14-2010 09:02
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I love hearing those 3 little words..."Your prescription's ready".
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02-09-2011 21:25
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Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe.
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Don't you just love nature? Dispite what it did to your face.
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01-28-2011 10:29 by Will
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I love how people b*tch on h3re about stealing a stat from a webs!te or a person. Like, WTF are you doing on T Js anyway? I'm pretty sure your h3re to steal a stat.
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I was in the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ''I love you.'' She said, ''Is that you or the beer talking?'' I replied, ''It's me... talking to the beer!''
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02-16-2011 06:30 by @clarkysj
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I love when people say to me… Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!
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07-25-2014 16:51
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Hey adorable couples who constantly profess your love for each other via Facebook, learn how to text.
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12-07-2011 16:15
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If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk.
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I believe in love. I also believe in Superman and The Force.
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As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
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07-18-2011 14:20
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not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
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04-28-2009 13:18
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