life Funny Status Messages

   Another weekend.. another opportunity to ruin a woman for all other men who may follow in her life.

   ell your wife her butt looks big in those jeans. Live a little.. Life is too short!

   There is nothing sadder in this life than to watch someone you love walk away after they have left you. To watch the distance between your two bodies expand until there is nothing left but empty space and silence

   When the angels ask what I loved most about life, I'll say you.

   One of the greatest lesson which Life teaches: "There is no market for ur Emotions.So never advertise your feelings,Just display ur Attitude!!"

   I am having so much fun and enjoying my life right now that I would be really pissed if I were to die.

   Life is too short to be a basketball player

   My objective is to die young...as late in life as possible...

   The first person who offers to tell you about the facts of life usually doesn't have a clue...

   If your life involves less drinking and cursing, it's gonna involve less of me.

   .... One of the BIG problems with getting married too early in life is that .... When you get older .... The sexual position formerly known as 69 ..... Eventually becomes 96.

   I'm happy to say that my life is now plastic free! except for a few Tupperware containers and my Facebook account.

   Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.

   I throw lemons at life and say learn how to live.

   I like to believe that somewhere out there the British Lindsay Lohan (from the Parent Trap movie) has managed to live a more stable life.

   The moment you understand the value of life, is the moment you die.

   I just had a nowhere near death experience. It was completely life continuing.

   I have been teased by friends and family that I spend way too much time on Facebook and that I really need to get a life. I am happy to say that I DO have a life outside of Facebook, but unfortunately I have forgotten the password for it.

   When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

   I'm sorry, but any man who says his Wedding Day is the happiest day of his life has obviously never scored an over-head kick on FIFA 12.