life Funny Status Messages

   Attack life,... it's gonna kill you anyway.!!!

   life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain, and then get struck by the light

   Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

   Never think of the past it brings tears, If you think of the future it brings fears, so live life in the present & drink chilled BEERS Bon Okterber Fest

   You can't get greater in life if your still tryin to get even.

   I love sitting with her at night, holding hands, imagining life without her.

   There's more to Alcohol than life!!!

   One sure sign that youve had a had a successful commute is that someone flips you the bird at least once. After all, How can you tell if you're succeeding in life without without metrics?

   Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.

   if you assume all people are crazy, the mystery of life would be solved.

   Life without bears would be unbearable‏

   Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible.

   Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

   News break the waking dead is on, so I will update everyone every commercial break-Get a life

   Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life

   just watched World Cup Highlights of all the goals scored. That's 43 seconds of my life I will never get back!

   Life aint nothing but a hide and go seek with death!!

   I have found that if you love life... life will love you back

   Happy Wife = Happy Life

   "Only my life matters." -Donald Trump