Monday Funny Status Messages

   Jury duty on Monday...That in itself is a joke.

   oh hey Sobriety! no thanks, it's Saturday! Maybe you'll have better luck on Monday...

   WARNING: If you forget Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend, you may come in early and inadvertently make Monday an hour longer.

   You know you a hood rat when you can't participate in Black Friday because yo government check ain't in until Monday. .

   Monday sure is an awful way to spend 1/7th of our life......

   Rain on a Monday, in spite of the fact we need the rain, is unacceptable. Mother Nature will be hearing from my attorney.

   sooo glad tomorrow is Monday!!! (crickets chirping)...what?...

   ..what makes Monday mornings so tolerable is my favourite mug filled with coffee and familiar faces filled with gossip..

   The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.

   It's just another Maniac Monday, wish it was Sunday 'cause that's my fun day!

   Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn

   believing Monday will be great is half the bottle...

   If Monday hd a face......I would knock the $h!t out of it!!!

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   January is what Monday would look like if it grew up.

   FACT: I prefer Dairy Queen Blizzards than hearing you constantly complain about how Monday's suck.

   Monday's don't suck... Your life does

   Monday morning is a slap in the face to wake us up from our weekend daydream.

   it me, or Monday comes around and your sleepy throughout most of the workday, but after what feels like 5-hours in rushhour traffic, you have enough energy for a Party with free drinks?

   Having the best damn time I can before Monday. Can I get an Amen?!