mntnbikerbw Funny Status Messages

   can't seem to come up with anything clever this morning, apparently the voices in my head have decided to sleep in.

   The thing that I miss the most about being young? Knowing everything.

   knows where all the purses are!

   A little word to my Facebook friends. Stop accepting requests from scantily clad ladies in short skirts taking pics of themselves in the mirror. These are not real friends and you will end up having your FB wall pimped selling shoes. HELLO!?

   Tell them Osama's dead without proof of a body & they celebrate. Tell them Jesus died & rose without proof of a body & they speculate.

   People think that I'm too patronising (to put in terms that you'd understand, that means I treat them like they're stupid).

   Happy National Employer Random Drug Testing Day everyone!

   Rain on a Monday, in spite of the fact we need the rain, is unacceptable. Mother Nature will be hearing from my attorney.

   Here's a tip for those that tan: If you end up lookin' like you rolled around in a bunch of Dorito's, you overdid it.

   "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen is playing on the radio.....brings back memories of my kick ball days in elementary school, I was a beast.....I coulda been a contender!.

   morning radio shows exist to read the internet to old folks.

   Happy National Caramel Day everyone!

   wonders...if you were a hotdog, and you were starvin', would you eat yourself?